| 10. | The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!! | 9. | No Thanks. Just Sniffing. | 8. | I'll be in the dressing room going blind. | 7. | Mom will love this. | 6. | Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? | 5. | No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. | 4. | Will you model this for me??? | 3. | Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! | 2. | 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! | 1. | Does this come in children's sizes? |