- The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
- Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
- It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
heel.
- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way
down.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- All foam, no beer.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook
- Skylight leaks a little
- Slinky's kinked.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Too much yardage between the goalposts.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- A room temperature IQ.
- Bright as Alaska in December.
- Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming.
- If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
week.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just
gargled.
- Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- If he had another brain it would be lonely.
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